holy hell i got the job: i am OFFICIALLY a librarian!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I LITERALLY BECAME A LESBRARIAN ON THE LAST DAY OF PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

🎉 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🏳️‍🌈 🎉

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huge job interview in 45 mins oh goddddddd

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dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

pogaytosalad:

You are forced to fight an identicle clone of yourself. They know everything you know and all of your skills and tactics. How do you win?

i go for the bals they would NEVER expect this

by talos this cannot be happening

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slitherpunk:

slitherpunk:

the people who sent that email i got from some bullshit “ai solution” company won’t know what hit them when they receive the email i wrote them when i was sorceress high as fuck and on a call with friends

i’m seeing discussion about how these ai solutions are now being pushed by unity themselves (and, surprise, it’s just stolen assets) and it’s reminding me of this again. here’s an excerpt of one of the emails i got

Hi Autumn Rain, As a valued soon-to-be member of our My3dMeta waitlist, we wanted to give you an exclusive sneak peek into what's in store for you. Our generative AI platform is ready to revolutionize the way you develop games, and we can't wait for you to experience it firsthand.ALT

and just a little bit of what i sent back

what come on man. i don't want this sneak peeeak. ice bottle.  this shit sucks sssuprememe. sorry. not sorry mayhbe.    stickers eeeverywhere ok? gddddgnaang  imagine     🫠   😈😈😈  OKAY LIKE. my game have cool swag spirit and that's because i love them. i caaaan't do that with your project produckt. honestly ..... embarrassing. this cat gonna be so fureackin lucky  touching the aspect of the scribe. im freaking scrivening. it took so long to scriven that. im kind of a hack of a scrivener. but im not a hack at making game.s  . ans yourss??? hacking.  have any abilities nadndd weaknesses? dont tell me i know them. being a good business ma. nl neww netherlands .  dkdkdfasdfiaj;dlsjfas;dkfkjk;a;ldjj;afgas;fdjkfdj;oasdklnfda;asdj' email adsfkuja;sdjasd;fsadl;fjasdjkf;as'kd lfahsdf;ajs;    soosososusl. been and grits ice cream.  im gonna email  BLAST BLAST BLAST SBLASTALT
WHYA DONT YOU AI GENERATE SOME BIT HCES.  (you cant say that you cant say that you cant ssay that    no its good)   you gotta put your own voice into it      (yeaa h) \\\\\    im trying to make a point here.  ' muwuawuaum. this is morer the the caodfhluiadfhul ok ill do that one.   ('is it making sense?'  ' yeaaah itso ss osooo good e8itis goosd ai l ove it . aawsosoos its sosos osa agood.') (deployyy ~ ^_^)   (loading tbot one) (*deployging mort the chikcen) jdeploy period. loading into tube. deplloogyain mageafksdlnf;asdf;haskd flbutit guess we could. _  confirmed hit. i repeate confifed hit. target locked.  ("is this good?" "yes")] i cant stop scribing. (i read taco bell sause ss suasoo) (giggling) (more giggling) (thrice. )_  ai countdnt generate this bitch. ai could never uncerstand they could never create this literally it's not in their programming it's the y can t ucnesreatnd it you can't us understand it either .) ( [ litearlly ] )  hapy bleh :DALT

fourleafisland:

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comic from when i worked full time at starbucks

quicquam-dot-com:

gaphic:

pigcatapult:

pasteboard:

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hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? “My filters”? “My Rules”?

‘my filters’! if you look closely you’ll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

Adding this because I was very lost trying to find the “my filters” page because I am occasionally a fool and forget how things work and would be, (this is how I did it in firefox) click on the uBlock Origin doodad in the extensions area of your browser (for me, to the right of the url bar), then click the three gears icon (alt text on it is “Open the dashboard”), then the third tab in the dashboard is where you want to put them and click “apply changes”

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forgottenwarehouse:

I now disagree with that post that went something like “to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone” because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said “hey bro…literally me when im making pizza…” He was in fact making a pizza, that’s our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.